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Merch Tap Water! Bottle | Specialized Purist 26 oz
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Tap Water! Bottle | Specialized Purist 26 oz

$24.00
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“Tap Water!

Organic, Vegan, Gluten-Free, non-GMO, Free-Range, BPA-Free, Locally Sourced, All-Natural, Artisanal, Superfood, Free-Free, Reasonably Dangerous

740mL/26 freedom oz.

Our refreshing Reasonably Dangerous Tap Water! starts life off flowing through miles of majestic municipal pipes to eventually spew out of your local spout. Whether it’s your park’s rusty water fountain, your overpriced apartment’s water tower that hasn’t been cleaned in 23 years, or your fancy enthusiast-grade reverse-osmosis charcoal filter, you can be sure that our Tap Water! will make your right as rain, wet as water!

Ingredients: Water, H2O, Agua, 水, 물, Nước, पानी, Wasser, Eau, Maji, вода, νερό, Vatten

No label. Some new plastic. Probably like 69% recyclable.”

Iconic 26oz Specialized Purist bottle (the big size to actually stay hydrated while riding) that lets the water taste like water and not like plastic.

Comes with the valved Specialized Watergate cap that’s leakproof. I love this cap since you can leave it open on your bike to conveniently drink on a ride without spilling any water. This is a squeeze bottle, not a suck bottle if you know what I mean ;)

I only made 100 of these, so get them while you can. I may make more if they sell well/if I find that I like selling merch.

-BPA free (actually)

-100% recyclable (actually, according to Specialized)

-Dishwasher safe

-comes with a handwritten and signed thank you card (by me, Zach, not some guy from Fiverr)

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“Tap Water!

Organic, Vegan, Gluten-Free, non-GMO, Free-Range, BPA-Free, Locally Sourced, All-Natural, Artisanal, Superfood, Free-Free, Reasonably Dangerous

740mL/26 freedom oz.

Our refreshing Reasonably Dangerous Tap Water! starts life off flowing through miles of majestic municipal pipes to eventually spew out of your local spout. Whether it’s your park’s rusty water fountain, your overpriced apartment’s water tower that hasn’t been cleaned in 23 years, or your fancy enthusiast-grade reverse-osmosis charcoal filter, you can be sure that our Tap Water! will make your right as rain, wet as water!

Ingredients: Water, H2O, Agua, 水, 물, Nước, पानी, Wasser, Eau, Maji, вода, νερό, Vatten

No label. Some new plastic. Probably like 69% recyclable.”

Iconic 26oz Specialized Purist bottle (the big size to actually stay hydrated while riding) that lets the water taste like water and not like plastic.

Comes with the valved Specialized Watergate cap that’s leakproof. I love this cap since you can leave it open on your bike to conveniently drink on a ride without spilling any water. This is a squeeze bottle, not a suck bottle if you know what I mean ;)

I only made 100 of these, so get them while you can. I may make more if they sell well/if I find that I like selling merch.

-BPA free (actually)

-100% recyclable (actually, according to Specialized)

-Dishwasher safe

-comes with a handwritten and signed thank you card (by me, Zach, not some guy from Fiverr)

“Tap Water!

Organic, Vegan, Gluten-Free, non-GMO, Free-Range, BPA-Free, Locally Sourced, All-Natural, Artisanal, Superfood, Free-Free, Reasonably Dangerous

740mL/26 freedom oz.

Our refreshing Reasonably Dangerous Tap Water! starts life off flowing through miles of majestic municipal pipes to eventually spew out of your local spout. Whether it’s your park’s rusty water fountain, your overpriced apartment’s water tower that hasn’t been cleaned in 23 years, or your fancy enthusiast-grade reverse-osmosis charcoal filter, you can be sure that our Tap Water! will make your right as rain, wet as water!

Ingredients: Water, H2O, Agua, 水, 물, Nước, पानी, Wasser, Eau, Maji, вода, νερό, Vatten

No label. Some new plastic. Probably like 69% recyclable.”

Iconic 26oz Specialized Purist bottle (the big size to actually stay hydrated while riding) that lets the water taste like water and not like plastic.

Comes with the valved Specialized Watergate cap that’s leakproof. I love this cap since you can leave it open on your bike to conveniently drink on a ride without spilling any water. This is a squeeze bottle, not a suck bottle if you know what I mean ;)

I only made 100 of these, so get them while you can. I may make more if they sell well/if I find that I like selling merch.

-BPA free (actually)

-100% recyclable (actually, according to Specialized)

-Dishwasher safe

-comes with a handwritten and signed thank you card (by me, Zach, not some guy from Fiverr)

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